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Grex > Agora47 > #136: Clearly I was bored this morning | |
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bhelliom
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Clearly I was bored this morning
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Oct 28 18:49 UTC 2003 |
For your entertainment...
Two cabinet members go 'round the White House
'round the White House
'round the White House
'round the White House...
Two cabinet members go 'round the White House
'round the White House
'round the White House
'round the White House...
Guess who's back?
Back again...
Dubya's back...
Hide the Gin...
Guess who's back?
Rode Dad's back
Guess who's back?
He did smack
Guess who's back?
He's done jack
Guess who's back?
Da da da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum
Da da da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum
We've created a monster
'Cause nobody wants Osama no more
They want Saddaam, he's got both kidneys...
But if you want the truth
This is what he'll give ya
A li'l chicanery, anthrax and flag waving
Some CIA-leakage will wreck your shit quicker
Or fake GI letters will make you feel sicker
By the spin doctors when we're not co-operating
'Cause we don't believe the bullshit he's disseminating (hey!!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
He truly does care if you're ovulating
I know that you got a job Dick Cheney
But Halliburton's still complicating
So the fa-mi-ly wouldn't let him be
Or let Jeb be free, so let me see
They try to shut him down with SATs
But his daddy bought him a degree
So, come on and dip, rum on your lips
Fuck that, how 'bout a ship with your name on it
And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy
It's all about the freedom fries, fuck you Frenchies!
Now this looks like a job for sheep
So we need a little dishonesty
'Cause he's got to keep his cronies pleased
Thinks the ends will justify the means
Now Karl Rove needs to find some sheep
'Cause they need to win before election eve
'Cause he's got to keep his cronies pleased
So they'll pump their leaks through Fox TV
(Yep, plenty bored...)
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gull
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response 1 of 18:
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Oct 28 18:51 UTC 2003 |
What tune is this supposed to be set to?
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bhelliom
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response 2 of 18:
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Oct 28 18:57 UTC 2003 |
Without me by Eminem...I was SO bored at work this morning. *winces*
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tod
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response 3 of 18:
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Oct 28 19:52 UTC 2003 |
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bhelliom
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response 4 of 18:
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Oct 28 20:24 UTC 2003 |
Heh. My work here is done.
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jp2
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response 5 of 18:
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Oct 28 20:49 UTC 2003 |
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sj2
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response 6 of 18:
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Oct 29 05:50 UTC 2003 |
Did you visit www.bored.com?
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michaela
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response 7 of 18:
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Oct 29 08:07 UTC 2003 |
That was hilarious. :)
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bhelliom
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response 8 of 18:
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Oct 29 14:39 UTC 2003 |
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bhelliom
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response 9 of 18:
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Oct 29 14:43 UTC 2003 |
Damnit, I didn't ezxaclty want to erase that response. I was in the
middle of asking jp2 if he thought I actually valued his opinion. It's
not John Dunne or Shakespeare or even Eminem for fuck sake.
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mynxcat
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response 10 of 18:
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Oct 29 17:04 UTC 2003 |
I'd be interested to read jp2's "Will the real president please stand
up"
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bhelliom
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response 11 of 18:
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Oct 29 23:05 UTC 2003 |
I think he posted it several agoras ago. He should post it again.
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tsty
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response 12 of 18:
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Nov 2 09:36 UTC 2003 |
someone asked for teddy?
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tsty
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response 13 of 18:
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Nov 5 09:51 UTC 2003 |
.. or asked *for* a teddy>?
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twenex
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response 14 of 18:
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Nov 9 09:42 UTC 2003 |
funny how boredom results in filk.
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mcnally
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response 15 of 18:
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Nov 10 03:58 UTC 2003 |
And all too often, vice versa..
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willcome
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response 16 of 18:
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Nov 11 07:05 UTC 2003 |
HEy, other, do you know Hebrew?
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willcome
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response 17 of 18:
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Nov 27 08:27 UTC 2003 |
O, you won't snore,
when you're a whore,
'cause you'll be shore,
to speed to fore.
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bhelliom
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response 18 of 18:
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Dec 1 16:36 UTC 2003 |
I'm not even going to ask how this sparked a question about Hebrew.
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