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humdog
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the edict
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Aug 19 21:39 UTC 1995 |
know all men by their Zippers:
We declare here, that Thanne, who is a Kind, Tender,
and Extremely Nasty When She Wants To Be (in the finest
Humdogian sense of the Word) shall be liberated from
the Owies, which Owies have displeased the Throne. these
Owies shalt Banish themselves away from Thanne, shall
not contact her in any way, and shall not, in the Future,
appear, on pain of contact with the Alchemist.
we have writ it.
so shall it be.
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srw
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response 1 of 15:
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Aug 20 04:09 UTC 1995 |
I really like the part about the owies. The zipper part, though, seemed
to be a nonprequitur (as it were), and I didn't see how it fit in to the
edict.
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mdw
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response 2 of 15:
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Aug 20 09:01 UTC 1995 |
I think the zipper part was just a teaser. Besides, everyone knows
zippers were originally invited for the theatrical market.
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humdog
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response 3 of 15:
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Aug 20 20:28 UTC 1995 |
we put in the zipper parts,
because since our Personal Tragedy,
we have not gotten laid.
and we miss it.
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srw
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response 4 of 15:
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Aug 22 06:45 UTC 1995 |
My sincerest condolences.
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humdog
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response 5 of 15:
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Aug 26 03:15 UTC 1995 |
unfortunately
we have not been seeking candidates, either.
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brenner
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response 6 of 15:
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Aug 26 03:25 UTC 1995 |
the river is busted.
you do it, hummie?
and what is the rodent's login here?
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humdog
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response 7 of 15:
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Aug 26 14:34 UTC 1995 |
well.
at least we can play here.
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mdw
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response 8 of 15:
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Aug 27 01:25 UTC 1995 |
Uh, "the river is busted"? is this just the dry season, a temporary
draught, or a permament climatic change?
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vsclyne
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response 9 of 15:
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Aug 27 06:12 UTC 1995 |
Power failure; bad phone box; problem solved. The River flows again.
(And Thanne is off to Sweden. A few weeks of no typing at all.)
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srw
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response 10 of 15:
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Aug 27 06:48 UTC 1995 |
This will serve her wrists well, but what of the rest?
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brenner
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response 11 of 15:
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Aug 30 08:32 UTC 1995 |
I have a question.
How can I find the top 30 confernces
based on visits,
on grex for August 22-29?
is there a census program or log?
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juls
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response 12 of 15:
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Aug 30 16:13 UTC 1995 |
Uh oh. She's getting ready to blow again; don't tell her ANYTHING! We'll
be left with nothing more than a wafting shower of shredded bellows
paper and the odd twisted plastic keyboard remnant. Beware the curiosity
of brenner!
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srw
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response 13 of 15:
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Aug 31 04:56 UTC 1995 |
As of today, the only program that visits conferences is Picospan,
so the only logging that could have been would have been by that program.
"Visit" must be defined properly.
To the best of my knowledge, it does not log this kind of information, but
Brenner's question is truly a question for Marcus. Marcus?
Nice accordion destruction image, but probably in vain, as we aren't
afraid of Brenner's curiosity.
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juls
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response 14 of 15:
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Aug 31 19:24 UTC 1995 |
Be warned. . . .
DON'T TELL HER, MARCUS!!
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brenner
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response 15 of 15:
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Sep 5 06:36 UTC 1995 |
(neener)
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