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humdog
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things you can do with Wyoming...
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Apr 13 18:36 UTC 1995 |
just wondering
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brighn
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response 1 of 34:
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Apr 13 18:59 UTC 1995 |
Turn it into a themepark. Truck in rides, clowns, carneys, and
lots of water. Put in the Velasco, the screamingest longest most
terrifying rollercoaster there ever was. Then, when every theme-park
going teenager in the U.S. and Canada are in, lock the gates and
nuke the place!
(Getting Velasco out first, of course.)
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juls
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response 2 of 34:
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Apr 14 00:15 UTC 1995 |
Yessssssssss. Brighn, I want to have your Mr.BillChild. And we'll put
him in the themepark with all the other little shits.
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vsclyne
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response 3 of 34:
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Apr 14 01:18 UTC 1995 |
Who ever said Juls was not promiscuous.
I feel *used*.
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thanne
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response 4 of 34:
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Apr 14 03:07 UTC 1995 |
I can't believe anyone said that about Juls. Promiscuous is her
middle name.
Slander. Or maybe Libel.
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vsclyne
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response 5 of 34:
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Apr 14 12:56 UTC 1995 |
Why am I always the last to know these things?
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humdog
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response 6 of 34:
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Apr 14 13:36 UTC 1995 |
brenner we will need the dave with the hoplessly impossible
userid to come here and make the Nasty Cowboy Poems...
please go get him.
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sdober
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response 7 of 34:
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Apr 14 16:02 UTC 1995 |
Dave the turf doctor? He's cool. <wtssdave>.
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brighn
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response 8 of 34:
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Apr 14 16:20 UTC 1995 |
hmmm... juls, shouldn't we date first?
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juls
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response 9 of 34:
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Apr 14 21:19 UTC 1995 |
I can't think why, brighn.
And, Mr. Clyne, you have systematically ignored the now-desiccated Oysters
Rockefeller that I so lovingly and laboriously prepared for OUR first
date that I am ruined, absolutely RUINED, for someone as Worthy as
brighn. When a woman of such promise takes to the streets, it's
usually because of someone like you.
<juls steps over to the oozing, cruising Bentley at the curb, adjusting
her ragged fishnets and wobbling a little on the stiletto heels.>
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brighn
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response 10 of 34:
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Apr 14 21:46 UTC 1995 |
Oysters? I love oysters?
Couldn't you reheat them or something... I know it wouldn't be as
good, but at least that way I could appreciate a *hint* of what
they were like, before... <the good Rev. gives Mr. Clyne an
accusing look.>
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vsclyne
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response 11 of 34:
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Apr 14 23:28 UTC 1995 |
This is a bum rap. I wandered all over Los Angeles trying to
keep a date in Santa Cruz. This turn in Juls's career is not
my doing. I will not accept the guilt. Juls is a fully grown
person and she makes her own job choices.
Juls, give the Rev. the oysters. He'll give you absolution.
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juls
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response 12 of 34:
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Apr 15 15:15 UTC 1995 |
Hey, you welsher (Irisher?)! I'm not the one that needs absolution.
(Psst, brighn? C'mon up these creaky backstairs, hon; I've got something
to show you. . . . )
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vsclyne
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response 13 of 34:
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Apr 15 17:24 UTC 1995 |
Reverend, do it. There's a psalm you can say along
the way. I forget the number, but you know it. I
know you do.
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orinoco
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response 14 of 34:
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Apr 26 00:36 UTC 1998 |
Oysters?
I spell oysters, you know?
B - O - X , that's how
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raven
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response 15 of 34:
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Apr 26 23:19 UTC 1998 |
Spell Oysters I smell oysters for miles & miles.
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font
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response 16 of 34:
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Apr 28 03:43 UTC 1998 |
No, spelling oysters is more fun. :-P
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cloud
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response 17 of 34:
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Apr 29 18:34 UTC 1998 |
Yew no, of corse, that every time yew right "oysters," yew spell it.
Actually, you'd be writing "oysters", but you know what I mean.
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orinoco
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response 18 of 34:
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Apr 29 21:52 UTC 1998 |
Yes, but if an oyster is tipped on its side you can right it.
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font
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response 19 of 34:
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Apr 30 02:14 UTC 1998 |
or if you close your eyes, pinch your nose and tip it you can eat it. :-)
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cloud
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response 20 of 34:
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May 1 21:44 UTC 1998 |
<Cricket Goes to sulk in the corner, feeling mocked.>
<Only snicker's bars can earn his forgiveness>
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orinoco
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response 21 of 34:
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May 2 21:28 UTC 1998 |
Do Imaginary Snickers Bars count?
Or perhaps Ho-hos, properly purloined from Enigma?
(How does one purloin something improperly?)
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cloud
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response 22 of 34:
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May 3 21:34 UTC 1998 |
How does one not?
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snowth
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response 23 of 34:
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May 4 02:04 UTC 1998 |
HOw doest one eat eggplants on the forth of July?
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brenner
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response 24 of 34:
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May 4 03:25 UTC 1998 |
Because there's no Palm trees in Montana?
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