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orinoco
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My inner child has amnesia
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Mar 21 05:15 UTC 1998 |
What did Gargamel want to _do_ with all those Smurfs he caught, anyway?
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void
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response 1 of 23:
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Mar 23 08:30 UTC 1998 |
evil things involving forks, i'd imagine.
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raven
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response 2 of 23:
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Mar 23 17:17 UTC 1998 |
Made blue cheesey dressing.
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orinoco
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response 3 of 23:
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Mar 23 17:34 UTC 1998 |
Yea, verily, the truth has been revealed. Rejoyce therefore.
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srw
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response 4 of 23:
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Mar 25 06:52 UTC 1998 |
I had too much trouble with Joyce the first time, and refuse to do him
again. I think the bleu cheese dressing is right, though. Does Raven get
to ask the next question?
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orinoco
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response 5 of 23:
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Mar 26 04:51 UTC 1998 |
Why certainly. I'm feeling Magnanimous.
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raven
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response 6 of 23:
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Mar 26 06:11 UTC 1998 |
What would happen if Xenos paradox were true? This is the one where you
are throwing a basketball to a hoop and it gets half way there in half the
time, traverse the next half in half that time, etc, and never actually
reaches the hoop.
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orinoco
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response 7 of 23:
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Mar 28 04:13 UTC 1998 |
We'd all be standing still.
NEXT!
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raven
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response 8 of 23:
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Mar 28 15:10 UTC 1998 |
I think perhaps not still, but we wouldn't get anywhere. Does anyone see
that as a problem. Well perhaps for cafe appoinments. :-)
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font
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response 9 of 23:
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Mar 29 09:02 UTC 1998 |
I think that Xeno's paradox works for untraditonal gatherings of grexers.
Show of hands?
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orinoco
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response 10 of 23:
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Mar 29 23:06 UTC 1998 |
hey, you speak too soon - scott seems to be moving on the drum corps idea.
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teflon
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response 11 of 23:
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Mar 30 01:25 UTC 1998 |
Slowly, like a monster pulling itself up from the great abandoned cesspool
in your back yard, SCOTT MOVED!!!
again, sorry, I'm just feeling giddy.
sorry for all the apologies, it won't happen again,
unless it does,
like a flightles bird,
taking wing
and landing face down
in the muddy mucky mud,
so does my mind,
As words I ment to say
slip away, into
mumbled jumbled,
half-hearted epiliptic appologies.
The clever words of
self defacing,
all los, when I veiw
your eyes, like
great deptless fonts of knowledge,
insatiable, and sucking
out my brains, eating up
my words, untill all I
have left is
"Sorry"
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orinoco
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response 12 of 23:
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Mar 30 04:31 UTC 1998 |
"Bravo, bravo!"
<snaps fingers>
<puts the disembodies pair of fingers down, and snaps his _own_ fingers>
"Hey, where'd these come from, anyway? eww....yuck..."
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teflon
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response 13 of 23:
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Mar 30 22:29 UTC 1998 |
<Wearing a pair of sunglass and holding a long cigerette>
Oui. Merci.
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font
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response 14 of 23:
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Apr 1 07:17 UTC 1998 |
Those better be *clove* sigarettes your ascii is smokin.
(after all, sugar coated lungs are more tasty)
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teflon
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response 15 of 23:
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Apr 1 19:29 UTC 1998 |
<In a hocky french accent> but of course... Only the best, don't you know...
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orinoco
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response 16 of 23:
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Apr 4 03:08 UTC 1998 |
Isn't Hockey Canadian?
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teflon
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response 17 of 23:
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Apr 4 04:34 UTC 1998 |
Am I not one of the Quebecois? Well, maybe not, but neither is Hockey
Canadian.
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font
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response 18 of 23:
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Apr 6 06:30 UTC 1998 |
If my cans need aid, do they turn to the canaidians? (not to be confused with
Canadians, who are just themselves)
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cloud
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response 19 of 23:
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Apr 15 20:25 UTC 1998 |
perhaps if you ask nicely. All things being equal, I'd have to still say
Einstien was a fop. If you follow my train of logic you missed the point
(being as I went for the line, after all, even one dementia is better then
none, 'though all things ARE equal.)
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darkwolf
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response 20 of 23:
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Sep 22 05:10 UTC 2000 |
I have a big problem I woke up the other morning to find my inner-child had
run off. He made be heading to Ann Arbor . I'm offering a 500 pop tab reward
for him , dead or alive.
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snowth
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response 21 of 23:
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Sep 28 01:57 UTC 2000 |
You know, I'm all in favor of your inner child being returned. I know I have
500 pop tabs around here somewhere, I'll donate them to your reward...
ATTENTION EVERYONE:
The reward for the return of Chris' inner child has been raised to 1000 pop
tabs. Any information regarding the whereabouts leading to the capture of said
inner child will be dufully rewarded.
(P.S. I was in Ann Arbor today, saw nothing suspicious except the normal
activities of said ann arborites, who, admitedly are always a bit weird and
suspicious. However, there was a Dar Williams concert happening at the
Michigan Theatre.... do you think your inner child could've gone to that,
Chris?)
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i
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response 22 of 23:
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Nov 10 00:55 UTC 2000 |
At great expense, i've been able to obtain a Hav-A-Spleen(tm) Trap with
which to trap Chris' inner child and in which to hold it awaiting his
coming to claim it (after paying any library fines that it my have run
up). Which of the following do you suggest that i bait the trap with:
- a complete set of 1997 _Captain Zoom and the Rocket Patrol_ comic books
- an "excused from ever eating broccoli" note from (former) Pres. Bush
- 3 lbs. of Mrs. Shicklegruuber's bite-size chocolate fudge-chunk cookies
- a can of Ace Novelty Co.'s "Baked Bean & Garlic" canned fart gas
- a 7' boa constrictor that's (God know how) completely housebroken
Please advise ASAP!
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cyberpnk
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response 23 of 23:
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Jun 11 17:05 UTC 2003 |
I think I saw him with Michael Jackson...
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