| Grex > Accordions > #160: Coroner's Night Out |
| Coroner's Night Out | 
Feb 2 23:21 UTC 1998 |
The coroner asked me to check into this conf and see if it were still alive, or if I recognised it. Did it commit any crimes? Am I it's next of kin? Should I write a gothic novel about it? I think chinese curses do well in the bbs environment. <may you live in interesting times> So is this the accordion curse? <may you live in dull, lifeless times>
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Feb 3 01:50 UTC 1998 |
Dhhalllliinnnggg leave the gothic novels to the goths in their raaaather drab black clothing. An accordion is far too fine a thing to leave to leave dry and rotting not to sing.
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Feb 3 04:22 UTC 1998 |
(Isn't dhal a kind of lentil soup? So the person who makes it is a dhaller, and commits acts of dhallilng? I thought so.)
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Feb 3 11:52 UTC 1998 |
(I dhall into Grex every day.)
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Feb 4 01:08 UTC 1998 |
Hmmmm. So does that mean dahling is one of those all time great illegal things to do? Sounds about "right" (well as right as you get in this conf anyways)
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Feb 4 03:10 UTC 1998 |
I don't know - do you consider lentil soup twisted and immoral?
| response 6 of 49: |
Feb 4 11:23 UTC 1998 |
Nah. Have you ever tried to twist a lentil?
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Feb 6 23:55 UTC 1998 |
twisted lentil soup! yum! my favorite!!!! <font goes yum yum and eats it immorally>
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Feb 8 04:33 UTC 1998 |
Anything like split pea soup? Or Jamaican jerked chicken?
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Feb 10 12:39 UTC 1998 |
More like "french-canadian bean soup"? (anyone get the reference)
| response 10 of 49: |
Feb 10 19:19 UTC 1998 |
Yes we are subsisting on ghost of a rodent soup.
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Feb 11 04:39 UTC 1998 |
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Feb 12 10:05 UTC 1998 |
2...3...5...7...23...hike!
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Feb 14 08:05 UTC 1998 |
zqylli sees this strange terran football coming it's way...what to do?
<I huddle on the ground, trembling, hoping not to get pummled by the
madness>
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Feb 15 03:57 UTC 1998 |
A rain of herring and periwinkles falls from the sky
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Feb 18 20:05 UTC 1998 |
Ahhh, finally we are bringing better food than Rodent Soup! <font bows greatfully>
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Mar 1 02:31 UTC 1998 |
Chirp?
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Mar 1 04:35 UTC 1998 |
No, tweet.
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Mar 1 11:38 UTC 1998 |
"meow"
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Mar 2 03:25 UTC 1998 |
"moo" "24,000 dollar's o' puddin'" "aww yeah...." "baa...."
| response 20 of 49: |
Mar 9 05:46 UTC 1998 |
Seal.
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Mar 11 03:37 UTC 1998 |
(KK owes me $240 of pudding now. I have a document to prove it)
| response 22 of 49: |
Mar 15 02:11 UTC 1998 |
More Pudding!
| response 23 of 49: |
Mar 15 03:29 UTC 1998 |
One can never have too much
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Mar 16 03:51 UTC 1998 |
And what is wrong with feeding and hurrasing the KK, may I ask?