|
|
| Author |
Message |
font
|
|
Best Brilliant Illegal Things (BBIT)
| 
Jan 6 13:11 UTC 1998 |
This is the Item for the best Illegal things that are out there.
Feel free to talk about the good, the bad, and ofcourse the interesting
aspects of these things. Now, knowing accordionists as I do, I have no
worries on this becoming a war room for legal discussion, and if it does,
well, it will be more excitement than Accordions has seen in a while.
Have at it!
|
| 30 responses total. |
font
|
|
response 1 of 30:
|
Jan 6 13:14 UTC 1998 |
The Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
|
orinoco
|
|
response 2 of 30:
|
Jan 13 04:19 UTC 1998 |
Norway.
|
raven
|
|
response 3 of 30:
|
Jan 18 16:57 UTC 1998 |
Sodomy & the lash!
|
orinoco
|
|
response 4 of 30:
|
Jan 19 04:17 UTC 1998 |
hitchhiking, trainhopping, and other illegal transportation.
|
font
|
|
response 5 of 30:
|
Jan 28 04:06 UTC 1998 |
Snagging...walking on private land (without litering or hunting ;)
|
orinoco
|
|
response 6 of 30:
|
Jan 30 03:23 UTC 1998 |
Breaking into someone's house, rearranging their furniture, cooking them
dinner, and leaving.
|
font
|
|
response 7 of 30:
|
Feb 2 19:02 UTC 1998 |
you forgot dusting.
|
orinoco
|
|
response 8 of 30:
|
Feb 3 04:20 UTC 1998 |
Indeed I did. Also shampooing their wallpaper and refinishing thier parakeet.
Silly me.
|
font
|
|
response 9 of 30:
|
Feb 4 01:06 UTC 1998 |
Did you refinish the parakeet with ebony or mahogany? (such distinctions are
very important)
|
orinoco
|
|
response 10 of 30:
|
Feb 4 03:09 UTC 1998 |
Neither. I found a simple walnut finish to be more elegant. (Of course,
there was a fine mahogany inlay around it's ears, but that hardly counts)
|
font
|
|
response 11 of 30:
|
Feb 6 23:53 UTC 1998 |
well done! <parakeets roasting on an open fire>
|
raven
|
|
response 12 of 30:
|
Feb 8 00:19 UTC 1998 |
Yes I like a nice fire of mahagony inlayed with lapis and mother of pearl.
Such lovely flames, I find LouisXVI furniture burns very well.
|
orinoco
|
|
response 13 of 30:
|
Feb 8 04:32 UTC 1998 |
Not quite so well as old Louis himself, however.
|
font
|
|
response 14 of 30:
|
Feb 10 12:38 UTC 1998 |
Aww louie louie, ohh yeah....
<why not *all* of them?>
|
snowth
|
|
response 15 of 30:
|
Mar 1 11:33 UTC 1998 |
Because then the neighbors would feel bad that they weren't invited, silly.
;)
|
orinoco
|
|
response 16 of 30:
|
Mar 2 03:24 UTC 1998 |
So bring 'em all in.
For tea and scones and flammable furniture.
Those brits were right on.
Now we just need some decorative coffee spoons.
|
snowth
|
|
response 17 of 30:
|
Mar 2 05:43 UTC 1998 |
Oh! Oh oh oh! Can we get the ones with chocolate on the end? Can we? Can we?
Please! Please?
|
orinoco
|
|
response 18 of 30:
|
Mar 4 03:21 UTC 1998 |
Yes.
|
font
|
|
response 19 of 30:
|
Mar 9 05:45 UTC 1998 |
I want lava lamps.
|
orinoco
|
|
response 20 of 30:
|
Mar 9 20:02 UTC 1998 |
but they're so dang expensive.
Better to use drippy Grammar Bitch candles.
|
font
|
|
response 21 of 30:
|
Mar 15 02:09 UTC 1998 |
<Font sends many Fax Machines off to meet the great Xerox in the SKY>
|
krj
|
|
response 22 of 30:
|
Mar 24 22:22 UTC 1998 |
re: 5: A British custom, which I wish was imported to America, is the
right to hike across private land. Please remember to close the gate
so the sheep don't get out.
|
orinoco
|
|
response 23 of 30:
|
Mar 25 03:07 UTC 1998 |
Is it that the brits don't tend to mind as much if you tresspass, or is it
that you can't get in trouble for it if you don't do any damage?
|
raven
|
|
response 24 of 30:
|
Mar 25 05:38 UTC 1998 |
Probably it has something to do with the fact that Britain used to have a
commons that was "enclosed" sometimes in the (1600s?). Some rights probably
still pertain to commoners.
|