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                                 Your hosts:

                        Adam  "Thomas Whitmore"  Jacob
                      Gaby  "Connie Levinson"  Coffman
                    Kevin  "Dave Levinson"  Brunell

              "It was on I was ignoring you."  --David Levinson
                        "So sue me,"  --Marty *Whatever*
                           "Nuke `em!"  --Tom Whitmore