>> Paradox <<
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 Welcome to the land of paradoxes, ironies, and hypocrisies!
     Anyone who has ever fallen victim to one of these
          (or perpetrated one) is welcome here.
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       Please feel free to enter your own paradoxes                     
         (either concieved or from experience).
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                      Your host, 
                        nephi